I know this is completely off-topic but I had to post these send ups of the Twilight franchise. Oh, since I got them off a Ravelry thread, this post may not be as off-topic as I thought.
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Let's talk about Edward first who can not hold a candle to our friend Angel!
Vampires? Sparkle? Yeah, right. What Buffy says.
Then there is Bella. To paraphrase Forrest Gump's mother, "Stupid is as Bella does!"
Bottom line: why I have not read beyond the first half of Twilight, nor will I see any of the movies.
What can I say but . . . .
Josh Whedon, my condolences.
